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Feathered Infiltrator? - What is it about Muslim
paranoia and our feathered friends? The BBC
tells us
"A migratory bird has caused alarm in a village in south-eastern
Turkey after locals mistook it for an Israeli spy. Villagers'
suspicions were aroused when the bird, a common European bee-eater,
was found dead in a field with a metal ring around its leg stamped
"Israel". They called the police after deciding its nostrils were
unusually large and may have carried a microchip fitted by Israeli
intelligence for spying." Ah, the dreaded Zionist nostril ploy!
This says nothing about Israeli spying but speaks volumes about the
intelligence of the peasants of south-eastern Turkey. The Israeli
spy bird silliness is fast becoming a tradition among the factually
challenged - see below.
From
2011 - Saudis Get The Bird -
the best headline so far in a year that has hardly begun has to be
"Saudi Arabia captures Israeli 'spy vulture'" Yes, it seems
those Zionist monsters in Mossad are training avian spies. Surely
the Saudis are not really this half-witted? Let's see "The large
bird, which was carrying a GPS transmitter and a tag bearing the
identification code R65 from Tel Aviv University, strayed into rural
Saudi Arabian territory at some point last week, according to a
report in the Israeli daily Ma'ariv. Residents and local reporters
told Saudi Arabia's Al-Weeam newspaper that the matter seemed to be
linked to a "Zionist plot" and swiftly alerted security services.
The bird has since been placed under arrest." Oh, yes they are.
What was the bird spying on, sand? At least the Saudis can claim
their spy bird is a carnivore with a nasty great beak. The Iranians,
back in October 2008, crapped themselves over a couple of pigeons -
see below.
From 2008 -
Stop
That Pigeon! - this time it's
not Dick
Dastardly and Muttley but the Iranian security forces who want
to get the bird. A piece in the Telegraph
informs us of an intelligence breakthrough, "Iranian security
forces have arrested two suspected 'spy pigeons'.." Apparently
one pigeon was caught near a no doubt top secret "...rose water
production plant in the city of Kashan in Isfahan province." The
Iranian press report says "...some metal rings and "invisible"
strings were attached to the bird, suggesting that it might have
been somehow communicating what it had seen with the equipment it
was carrying." (There is no mention of a little leather flying
helmet and goggles.) A second bird, similarly equipped for
espionage, was already in custody, "Early this month, a black
pigeon was caught bearing a blue-coated metal ring, with invisible
strings." This one wasn't after Iran's rose water manufacturing
secrets for it was caught near the Natanz nuclear facility. Whether
these are evil Zionist pigeons has not been vouchsafed us. What
punishment the avian snoops will suffer has not been announced
either but public hanging from a crane, a popular Iranian
entertainment, is unlikely to be practical. 80 will pass over
without comment the suggestion in the Telegraph that the pigeons may
have been plotting a coo.

(Courtesy
Jesus and Mo)
Putting Things Into Perspective
- now and again one needs to step back and look
at the big picture rather than concentrate on the deeds and misdeeds
of the teeming hordes that infest poor old planet Earth. In this
case the step is a giant one, a hundred million light years,
courtesy of
Astronomy Picture Of The Day.
Two Stories - the
Washington Post
covers a story on the “Nakba,” or catastrophe. "Palestinians
on Tuesday marked their mass displacement that followed Israel’s
creation with a blend of sadness and hope, stopping in their tracks
for a mournful siren but also flashing victory signs and carrying
banners proclaiming their right of return. Hundreds of thousands of
Palestinians fled or were forced from their villages during the war
that established the Jewish state in 1948, an event they commemorate
every year as their “Nakba,” or catastrophe". There were other
refugees in the area at that time, unmentioned by the Post, that
attract nowhere near as much attention - Jews.
Many people when they think of Israel think of a cuckoo state
imposed upon an Arab land by dispossessing the native
"Palestinians". That this is so widely believed is a tribute to the
way the story has been manipulated over the years. But there us
another side of the story, one which reached 80 by a most unusual
route. The political editor of al-Quds, the Arabic newspaper, quotes
the Israeli Foreign Ministry, saying that "...nearly half of the
citizens of Israel today, including their descendants, are coming
from Arab countries," claiming that "between 1948 and 1951, were
expelled about 850,000 Jews, or forced to leave Arab countries, what
made them refugees , and between the late forties and 1967 was the
displacement of the overwhelming majority of Jews from Arab
countries where they were born."
Thanks to Google Translate
this article can be shared with those who, like 80, cannot read
Arabic. It reveals a far more balanced view of what happened to Jews
living in Arab states following the foundation of Israel, a view
apparently undisputed by al-Quds. "...the Political Committee of
the League of Arab States [met] to develop a series of
recommendations to all Arab and Islamic countries on how to take
action against the Jews in their countries. Among those
recommendations, was withdrawn citizenship of the Jews, what made
them citizens in the State of Israel only, which was newly founded.
was the confiscation of their property and freeze their money in
banks and the nationalization of property to them millions of
dollars. also prevented Jews worked in the ministries, and imposed
severe restrictions on their employment in government departments in
general, so many lost their source of livelihood."
Surprisingly, the number of Jews expelled from
Arab/Muslim countries far exceeded the number of "Palestinians"
expelled from the new state of Israel. As the article makes plain,
these facts affect any discussion of compensation or "right to
return". 80 is no closet Zionist - it's ridiculous that it even has
to be said - but there is a great need for a more accurate view of
the history of Israel and its neighbors. (The quoted report by the
Israeli Foreign Ministry is
here)
Those Jewish refugees became a part of Israel. Things were very
different for the Palestinians, as the Post reminds us, "Today,
surviving refugees and their descendants number several million who
are scattered across the globe, many still living in squalid camps
in the West Bank, Gaza Strip and surrounding Arab countries."
Why the squalid camps after all this time? None of the surrounding
countries want the refugees, that's why - assimilation would remove
a running sore which keeps tensions in the area on the boil. The
Israeli bogeyman is a good distraction for the region's autocratic
governments. Israel does its own bit here with the idiocy of
the illegal settlements. (In fact a case can be made that
Jordan is Palestine). Not that everything is squalid camps - see
the Gaza Mall,
and the
Faisal
Equestrian Club, frequented by the affluent. Another attraction,
the Crazy
Water Park, was denied to the people by its
destruction, not by Israel, but by killjoy terrorist group
Hamas. All Palestinians are not equal, there are those in the camps
and there are those who have money. This area is full of inequality
and unfairness but not all of it fits neatly into the Israel bad,
Palestinian good narrative. Not that many people like this when it
is pointed out. (Also see
Spare a thought for the other ‘nakba’)
Evidence
Lacking - a
report on recent research asks
Is rationality the enemy of religion? In 80's view this is
something of a no-brainer - but then 80 hasn't carried out any paid
research. Two psychologists from the University of British Columbia,
Gervais and Norenzayan, have published a study which "...offers
evidence that when people engage in analytical thinking, they are
less likely to express strong religious beliefs. In other words, the
more you’re inclined to think a problem through rather than to rely
on gut instinct, the less likely you are to capitulate to belief in
supernatural agencies." The main flaw here seems to be, how do
you define religious belief? The spectrum runs from vague feelings
of spirituality to hardline fundamentalism, the adherents of which
claim to know for certain what god wants (usually the same thing as
they do) and act accordingly - much to the inconvenience and
sometimes death of those who don't share their faith. It is evident
that everybody brings their own preconceptions to a discussion of
this kind including Philip Ball, the author of the piece, who seems
to think of atheism as an extremist position. Quite how unbelief is
extreme he doesn't enlighten us.
80 doesn't believe in anything supernatural be
it god, horoscopes or pixies on the basis there is not one shred of
credible evidence for any of it. Yes, evidence for a deity could
turn up one day but that possibility is so remote that it is a waste
of time thinking about it. Ball feels the study treated religion as
only of the simplistic "God, angels and devils" kind and
ignored the "rich tradition of religious thought" of Western
intellectuals. Two things, the majority of believers in the world
are in the literal "God,angels and devils" camp with saviors
and miracles and the like but the more refined intellectual
believers when pinned down, (not always easy to do) are more often
deists than anything. The same response applies to both sets in 80's
view - no god, no point. The popular supernaturalist is easily
dismissed on the grounds of lack of evidence and the refined deist
also, as his/her god does not manifest itself in the physical world.
One point of view that seems more and more
attractive as one ages is that elucidated by
Slartibartfast "Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think
the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly
remote that the only thing to do is to say "Hang the sense of it"
and just keep yourself occupied."

Hush, Hush Whisper Who Dares? - "It wasn't their race
which defined them, it was their treatment of women." - Nazir
Afzal, chief crown prosecutor for the North West, on the Rochdale
child rape gang,
quoted in the Guardian. Treating women as though they have no
human rights? That sounds familiar. In the Telegraph Brendan O'Neill
actually dares to
mention the elephant in the room "For a variety of reasons –
mainly because the attitudes and behaviour of white working-class
women are so profoundly at odds with the outlook of conservative
Muslim communities – there is a tendency among many Muslims to look
upon such women as inferior, as “sluts”. In another Telegraph
piece we are
told "Martin Narey, former chief executive of children's
charity Barnardo's, said there was "troubling evidence" that Asians
were "overwhelmingly represented" in prosecutions for street
grooming and trafficking of girls in towns such as Derby, Leeds,
Blackpool, Blackburn, Oldham and Rochdale."
In investigating why this is so all avenues
should be explored, never mind political correctness or "social
cohesion". That, as has been noted, young white girls are more
likely to be out on the streets at night than "strictly-parented"
girls of Asian descent is a red herring. It tries to shift some of
the blame to the girls using the old "she was asking for it" excuse.
This is totally unacceptable but is all one with a culture that
blames women if they are raped and often punishes them for their
"crime". A culture that considers women of less worth than men may
be a contributory factor. If, as we have been told repeatedly over
the last few days, it is not race that is the problem then how about
religion?
Update - the Guardian
tells us "Far-right groups are exploiting the conviction of
nine men who were part of a gang that groomed girls for sex to
create a "climate of hate" against Muslims, community leaders have
warned." Asking pertinent questions about the role of
Islam in the gang's behavior does not automatically mean you are a
far-right fanatic no matter how much the Guardian plugs the idea.
Yet again the undefined nonsense word
Islamophobia is deployed to shut down debate.
Update - In a news story
concerning
further arrests in the Rochdale area of suspected pedophiles is
a reference to the judge in the case of the nine men already
convicted, Gerald Clifton, who "...suggested they had targeted
their victims because they were 'not of your community or
religion'." What community and religion is he tactfully not
identifying by name? Tact will not help in investigating these
disgusting crimes.
Update - "Trevor
Phillips, chairman of the Equality and Human Rights Commission, said
the fact that the gang of nine men convicted of abusing girls as
young as 13 were Asian and their victims white must not be ignored.
He said it would be a “national scandal” if the authorities had
failed to intervene to protect the children because of fears that it
would lead to the "demonisation" of the Muslim community."
Trevor Phillips
talking sense for once.

(courtesy
Jesus & Mo)
- "The tenets of skepticism do not require an
advanced degree, as most successful used-car buyers demonstrate. The
whole idea of a democratic application of skepticism is that
everyone should have the essential tools to effectively and
constructively evaluate claims to knowledge. All science asks is to
employ the same levels of skepticism we use in buying a used car or
in judging the quality of analgesics or beer from their TV
commercials." Carl Sagan, from
The Demon-Haunted World - Science as a Candle in the Dark.

Olympian Solutions - in austerity Britain where the rich boys
in government tell everyone "We are all in this together" the hugely
expensive Olympic games are little short of obscene. Now
we learn "Religious symbols have been banned from a "faith"
badge designed for chaplains at the London Games in case they cause
offence." This richly illustrates how divisive religion is, with
pretty much all faiths claiming sole access to the truth, whatever
that is. This wasteful jamboree is supposed to be about sport, so
why have chaplains at all? It's not a bloody ecumenical
conference so what's wrong with secular stewards? As it is the
committee to design the badge ran into a minefield "...plans for
a design featuring symbols of each of the nine faiths represented on
the committee were rejected — because not all religious believers
would feel "comfortable" wearing symbols of other faiths."
With
the religion of rage and blame leading the complaints, no doubt.
Islam has trouble with other faiths - not so much over doctrine, but
over their very existence. The Rev Canon Duncan Green said "We
discussed lots of ideas — it is always difficult to get a symbol
that is comfortable with (sic) everyone. We wanted something that
people of all faiths could wear and feel comfortable with and that
showed the world faiths coming together. If we want something that
appeals to all faiths it has to be neutral." In other
words it was better to drop the religious bit and be, ahem, secular.
The whole Olympic hoo-hah has become a quadrennial pain in the butt
and far removed from the simple sports competition it was meant to
be. It's unedifying to watch the unseemly scramble between countries
competing to piss away mountains of money every 4 years. Why not
have a permanent sports complex as near to Olympia in Greece as the
archaeologists would allow? It would be cheaper, as all
participating nations would contribute to its construction, and the
event would give a shot in the arm to the Greek services industry.
And all the stewards would have a badge bearing the image of an
athlete - far more appropriate to the proceedings than the
clutter of crescents, stars, crosses and other assorted crud.

No Resemblance - the Telegraph
reports "al-Qaeda has rejected the claim by Norwegian mass
killer Anders Behring Breivik that he was following a model set by
the Islamic terror network, claiming the difference between the two
groups "is like day and night"." Or like murdering fascist
scum and murdering Islamofascist scum?

Holy Crap
- We
learn "The pope has donated $250,000 to the Personal
Ordinariate, the body set up by the Vatican for disaffected
Anglicans, which may be used for buying property and paying
stipends." Golly, that's nearly the price of a pair of tiny,
handmade, ruby slippers - this bigot-rustling is pricey.
Furthermore, "The Vatican's nuncio to the UK, archbishop Antonio
Mennini, said: "The Holy Father's gift of $250,000 is a clear sign
of his personal commitment to the work of Christian unity...."
Unity? This is obviously a Vatican-style use of the word, meaning
everyone else has to become a Roman Catholic.
Meanwhile, in Ireland we are
told "The Catholic primate of all-Ireland has said that he
will not resign as Church leader despite revelations in the BBC's
This World programme. It found Cardinal Sean Brady had names and
addresses of those being abused by paedophile priest Brendan Smyth.
However, he did not pass on those details to police or parents."
Surely withholding information concerning the rape of children is an
indictable offence? This arrogant creep preaches on morality yet he
failed to act when he could have gone to the police and saved these
poor kids from further abuse.
Now he won't resign - Brady, a whited
sepulchre if ever there was one, is beneath contempt. Ratzinger
should sack him - but don't hold your breath. My, those defecting
Anglicans must feel so proud joining such an organization. (For
those who can watch BBC iPlayer here is the documentary
The Shame of the Catholic Church referred to above. If you are
outside the UK see here.)
Update - "The embattled Irish Catholic
primate, Seán Brady, has faced further calls for his resignation
from Ireland's foreign minister and the editor of the influential
Irish Catholic newspaper over a child abuse row."
says the Guardian. Update - the BBC
tells us "Cardinal Sean Brady has said he wants to personally
apologise to a man who was abused as a 14-year-old boy by paedophile
priest Brendan Smyth." Bit bloody late for that. Just
resign.
The Data So Far

(courtesy of
xkcd)
Fun Fact
- Symantec reports via
PC World "Religious and ideological websites can carry three
times more malware threats than pornography sites..." . What do
they mean religious and ideological websites? They're the
same damn' thing. Anyway, Symantec found "...that the average
number of security threats on religious sites was around 115, while
adult sites only carried around 25 threats per site--a particularly
notable discrepancy considering that there are vastly more
pornographic sites than religious ones." So next time you're
hanging out at Hot Christian Singles, for example, be careful, OK?
-
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is
forever." Napoleon Bonaparte "Tell that to Gregor Mendel,
shorty." Number 80
Read
Of The Week - comes courtesy of New Scientist.
Guerilla enlightenment: Defending science online is an opinion
piece by Nicoli Nattrass sub-headed Pro-reason bloggers are doing
a better job than scientists at challenging alternative medicine.
Long may it continue. A good example of such is the excellent
Respectful Insolence.
This is what happens when people fall for quackery - 200 cases
of measles on Merseyside, UK.
-
"It's obvious from these statistics that
people who are not fully vaccinated are not just at risk themselves,
but they pose an infection risk to others, such as defenceless
babies and toddlers who are too young to be vaccinated. Measles is a
very infectious illness that spreads rapidly amongst children and
adults who are not protected by MMR vaccine.
"It is also a serious illness that can lead to serious
complications. On rare occasions, people die from measles. It should
not be treated lightly, but it is an avoidable illness and we
strongly advise parents to ensure that their children are
vaccinated." Dr Roberto Vivancos, a Health Protection Agency
consultant
talking to the BBC.
(courtesy
SMBC Comics)
The Wilful Ignorance -
that is Creationism is not, as many people think, solely a rejection
of evolution by means of natural selection, it is a rejection of all
the knowledge gained by use of the scientific method. You cannot
cherrypick - if you believe the Earth is only 6000 years old then
you are rejecting the well-evidenced findings of modern physics. We know the age
from radiometric dating and it is consistent with that of the
Moon. To reject these findings you are effectively rejecting the phenomenon
of radioactivity. Once you start pulling at the threads of physics
then you are in trouble as you will have no consistent story of how the
Universe works, beyond the moronic assertion "God did it". This is
not an answer of any kind but meaningless babble. When you introduce
such a magical being that is capable of absolutely everything,
including salting strata with fossils, you reach the point where
your assertions are not falsifiable, they cannot be tested. (That
such a powerful being is able to do absolutely anything at all does
lead into some logical dead-ends. Could God create something that is
so massive he is unable to lift it?)
So, basically Creationism is a grand case of throwing the baby out
with the bathwater. Physics underpins science - for example chemical
reactions are brought by the interplay of electrons - drop the
knowledge of atomic structure and you lose an explanation, an
explanation that has passed every test. Creationists' view of
science appears to be that it is large body of unalterable facts
maintained by a scientific priesthood. In other words they have no
idea of the scientific method itself. They think of science, when
they think of it at all, as another religion, with a rigid structure
that claims to be the absolute truth. That all scientific hypotheses
and theories are, to a greater of lesser degree, tentative and dependent
upon the results of experiment passes them by. Far from being the
arrogant exercise Creationists believe it to be, the scientific
method is a system of humble inquiry. Einstein expressed this well
when he said "One thing I have learned in a long life: that all
our science, measured against reality, is primitive and
childlike--and yet it is the most precious thing we have."
Compare that to a bible-bashing preacher claiming to know with
absolute certainty what God wants from his creatures - which funnily
enough is exactly what the cleric wants too.
If scientists come up with results from experiments
these only become acceptable after said results are replicated by
other scientists. If an experiment exactly duplicates the original
it doesn't matter where it is done, whether it be Mecca, Mosul or
Malabar. There is no Islamic science, no Christian or Hindu science,
there is only science. Religion cannot meet these standards. To
quote T H Huxley “The great tragedy of Science: the slaying of a
beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact”. Faiths based upon
revelation claim theirs is the only true religion and it is
considered blasphemous to even think of questioning or testing God's
fiats by experiment. In fact in some religions (hello, Islam) such
questioning can get you killed. Religions, despite ecumenical
conferences, are inherently divisive. At an international science
conference there are fierce disagreements over the interpretation of
experimental outcomes but there is universal agreement about the
basic scientific method. The world is facing multiple crises, nearly
all triggered by
overpopulation, and science (with its handmaiden,
technology) is the only way to address them with any hope of even
marginal success. It is deeply worrying that in such troubled times
a large portion of the American populace are turning their backs on
science. Unless this can be turned around the 21st century will
belong to China.
- “It was, of course, a lie what you
read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being
systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I
have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something
is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded
admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can
reveal it.” Albert Einstein
Oxymoron Of The Week -
comes courtesy of a headline from Voice of America -
Egyptian Presidential Hopeful Promises Islamic, Inclusive Future.
Islam is incapable of tolerance of other faiths or even other
flavors of Islam. The religion of rage and blame doesn't do
inclusive, despite the self-serving bullshit of fools like David
Cameron - see Despicable Dave.

Click the above image to send an email to your
MP
-
“Where is the justice in having religious leaders of one faith
from one particular part of the UK? We know why it has happened, but
it’s a historical anomaly and indefensible in democratic terms. You
have to look to Iran for any equivalent system in operation. A
number of bishops are also Church Commissioners, whose job is to
maximise profit for the Church. Essentially the Church is defending
its own interests in the Lords. Bishops in the Lords have the ear of
ministers and they can sway debates.” Jonathan Bartley,
co-director of Ekklesia in
a Times report about the anachronism of bishops sitting in the House
of Lords. This was in May 2010 and is as true now as it was then.
In fact the
government's proposed House of Lords reform would actually give them
greater influence. The so-called Lords Spiritual would go
from 3%
of appointed peers, to anything between 12% and 17% of appointed
peers, depending on the eventual size of a reformed chamber. This is
a complete nonsense. The bishops are an unwanted anachronism - a
fine example of which is the obviously unhinged,
persecution-obsessed ex-archbishop, Lord Carey.
(Also see Episcopal Taxidermy)

(courtesy of
Jesus and Mo)
Blinded By
By The Light - any typos in this paragraph are
there because 80 has tears in his eyes from helpless laughter. Two
British icons,
Rupert the Bear and
University Challenge are given a hilarious makeover by Crispian
Jago at the Science,
Reason and Critical Thinking blog.
Rupert and the God Delusion, in which our favorite bear takes on
theology and
University Challenge: Science v Religion with Mohammed, Jesus,
Krishna and David opposing Turing, Curie, Einstein and Darwin are
absolute gems, two of many on Jago's site. Humor is a powerful
weapon in the war against irrationality and Jago deploys it to
devastating effect. Other entries include How To Make Your Very Own
Chupacabra and Explain Love You Atheist Bastard. Particularly
outstanding is the
Periodic Table of Irrational Nonsense (hover your cursor over
each element to see the explanation). In case you hadn't already
guessed, Jago's blog is highly recommended and now has a permanent
link in the sidebar.

Muticulturalism
- no, that is not a typo. There is a certain type of condescension
that results in the mutilation of thousands of young girls in the
UK. This is the foul and disgusting side of so-called
multiculturalism, whereby barbaric and cruel practices that should
result in prosecution are either condoned or ignored. These include
forced marriage, so-called honor crimes and Female Genital
Mutilation. Implicit is the idea that these practices are part of a
group's "culture" and any interference is frowned upon. The law in
the UK should apply to all its inhabitants with no cultural or
religious free passes allowed - but it doesn't.
A report by the paywalled Sunday Times, referred to in the Guardian,
tells us "As many as 100,000 women in Britain have undergone
female genital mutilations (FGM) with medics in the UK offering to
carry out the illegal procedure on girls as young as 10..." If
reading that sentence doesn't enrage you then you are part of the
problem. "Investigators from the Sunday Times said they had
secretly filmed a doctor, dentist and alternative medicine
practitioner who were allegedly willing to perform FGM or arrange
for the operation to be carried out. The doctor and dentist deny any
wrongdoing." These child-mutilating bastards are plying
their filthy trade despite the fact that it is illegal, but then a
law that is not enforced is no law at all.
"The practice, which involves the surgical removal of external
genitalia and in some cases the stitching of the vaginal opening, is
illegal in Britain and carries up to a 14-year prison sentence. It
is also against the law to arrange FGM." The report goes on to
say that across all the police forces in England and Wales no one,
that's right, no one has ever been convicted of the offence.
Multiculturalism has allowed a ghettoization to
develop where no effort is made to assimilate and little girls are
maimed. One suspects that two things are going on here, both part of
the failure of multiculturalism. First is the condescending attitude
that little brown girls should be treated differently from little
white girls and secondly is the idea of "community cohesion" where
the police fear enforcing the law because of a violent backlash.
Female Genital Mutilation is
largely but far from exclusively a Muslim practice, with all the
complications that involves for policing.
Model Waris Dirie encapsulates the condescension implicit in
misapplied multiculturalism "If a white girl is abused, the
police come break down the door. If a black girl is mutilated,
nobody takes care of her. This is what I call racism." There
should be a complete ban on the term "female circumcision" which is
inaccurate and downplays the seriousness of the offence. Imagine
your sister or daughter held down screaming while someone takes a
knife to her pudenda. Now apply the anger you feel to the
perpetrators, the men and woman who mutilate young girls the world
over. Never mind different religions, different cultures, some
things are just WRONG. It is way past time the police took action
against these child-maiming scum in the UK. For international
efforts see Stop FGM Now.
Waris Dirie's Desert Flower site is
here.

Episcopal
Taxidermy - we
learn
from the BBC "A committee of MPs and peers has decided that
bishops should remain members of a reformed House of Lords." 80
agrees, with one stipulation. They should be stuffed and mounted in
glass cases, the better to reflect their relevance in a modern,
secular Britain.
- "Human history becomes more and more a
race between education and catastrophe." H. G. Wells
Read
Of The Week - the LA Times
brings us a story that is a welcome counter to the anti-science
idiocy embraced by the Republican Party candidates. "At Leo
Politi Elementary, workers ripped out concrete and planted native
flora. The plants attracted insects, which attracted birds, which
attracted students, who, fascinated by the nature unfolding before
them, learned so much that their science test scores rose sixfold."
That this can be achieved in an inner-city school is heartening.
"Three years ago, the school's standardized test scores in science
for fifth-graders showed that 9% were proficient and none were
advanced. Last spring, 53% of fifth-graders tested as proficient or
advanced." There's a way to go but things are headed in the
right direction. Now this project needs to be emulated across the
country.
Here is the sort of thing educators are up
against "New Hampshire state Republican Jerry Bergevin recently
railed against science and the atheist eggheads who call themselves
teachers: "I want the full portrait of evolution and the people who
came up with the ideas to be presented. It's a world view and it's
godless." Maybe the wilfully ignorant Bergevin wants the
USA to become a scientific backwater in the 21st century - he's
certainly going the right way about it..
- "If a nation expects to be ignorant and
free, in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and
never will be." Thomas Jefferson

- "I am no more likely to seek moral guidance
in the Christian Bible than in Homer's Iliad" Number 80
Jesus
Wept - well, apparently his feet did, but not, as
one might expect, from the nail holes. At least he wept
until a nasty old rationalist revealed the source of the "holy"
water. Now said rationalist is being threatened with blasphemy
charges. See The Freethinker for the
story.

Barking
- "It is now Christians who are persecuted;
often sought out and framed by homosexual activists. Christians are
driven underground. There appears to be a clear animus to the
Christian faith and to Judaeo-Christian values. Clearly the courts
of the United Kingdom need guidance." said poor, persecuted
ex-archbishop Lord Carey, one of 26 bishops who sit in the House of
Lords, the upper house of government in a country where his
particular Christian sect is the established church. Read
the rest of his whining - the old boy seems to have a touch of
dementia. Christians in Indonesia or
Pakistan can only dream of the kind of so-called persecution
inflicted on Christians in the UK. Carey has no sense of proportion.
His misuse of the word persecution insults those beleaguered
Christians living in Muslim countries. He'll be on about
priest holes
and burnings next. (Also see
Lord Carey is a bigger problem for British Christians than any
secularist by Martin Robbins)

"Some of my best friends are Jews. Only
joking!"
Pell Mel
- Cardinal Pell, the Archbishop of Sydney, in debate with Richard
Dawkins, inadvertently revealed the Church's attitude toward Jews
when
he said "I've got a great admiration for the Jews but we
don't need to exaggerate their contribution in their early
days....They weren't intellectually the equal of [the Egyptians or
Persians] – intellectually, morally ... The poor – the little Jewish
people, they were originally shepherds. They were stuck. They're
still stuck between these great powers." Without the Jews,
Pell's precious church wouldn't exist, something that perhaps
slipped his mind - in fact there would be no Christianity or Islam.
Mmm. If 80 had a time machine the first job would be to bump off
Abraham - just think of the centuries of wars, cruelty, misogyny and
homophobia that would be avoided. Of course this rather assumes Abe
was historical - which seems highly unlikely. You can read Pell's
unconvincing apology
here. A video of the debate itself is on
You Tube
Another person who has problems with Jews is the fundamentalist
Catholic actor Mel Gibson. 80 was puzzled when a while back it was
announced he would be directing a film about a Jewish hero, the
decidedly historical
Judas
Maccabeus. It didn't fit in with Mad Mel's anti-Semitism at all.
Now
we learn the project has been shelved amid acrimony. Acrimony is
a word often associated with Gibson. Screenwriter Joe Eszterhas has
written an open letter to Gibson blaming him and his Jew hatred for
the debacle. Eszterhas wrote: "You continually called Jews 'Hebes'
and 'oven-dodgers' and 'Jewboys.' It seemed that most times when we
discussed someone, you asked 'He's a Hebe, isn't he?'" The full
letter can be found
here. Gibson has responded fiercely (he does fierce very well)
saying " ...the only reason he did not want to take part in
Eszterhas' film was because he was "extraordinarily disappointed"
with the script....In 25 years of script development I have never
seen a more substandard first draft or a more significant waste of
time," . For 80's look at the source of Gibson's torture-porn
Jesus flick see Authentic Lethal Passion?
from February 2004. Also see Not Sorry
Enough about one of Gibson's sexist and anti-Semitic rants.
Update - Joe Eszterhas tells
Why I Released The Mel Gibson Rant.
" The most common of all follies is to believe passionately in the
palpably not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind."
H.L. Mencken

Despicable Dave - David
Cameron's burning desire for trade with Indonesia has overridden his
principles. Oh no, 80 forgot, he doesn't have any. We
learn "Prime Minister David Cameron says Indonesia shows that
democracy and a modern economy doesn't compromise security and a
person's ability to practice their religion." If he could remove
the pound signs from his eyes for just a moment he would find that
Indonesia, in common with every other majority Muslim country,
practises religious discrimination. Islam is only in favor of free
speech and human rights while it is in the minority - to be swiftly
forgotten when the reins of power are grasped.
In 2010
this appeared in the Jakarta Post "A banner with a picture of
a young, bespectacled Christian man is draped in front of the
mosque, a fiery noose around his neck and the words: "This man
deserves the death penalty!" Churches are shut down. And an Islamic
youth militia prepares for its first day of training. Though the
events all occur less than 5 miles (10 kilometers) from Indonesia's
bustling capital, making headlines in local papers and dominating
chats on social networking sites such as Facebook, they've spaked
(sic) little public debate in the halls of power". Did you miss
this, Dave?
How about
this? "Christians in Bekasi, as in other parts of Indonesia,
have been unable to secure a place of worship due to a permit system
in the country that stacks the deck against non-Muslims. Lacking a
building, they went to worship in a field, and that site has been
attacked as well, with jihadists even punching female members of the
congregation. It has been soiled with human feces, and worshipers
there have been constantly harassed with shouts of "Infidel," and
told they deserve to be stabbed to death. On this past Sunday, one
worshiper was stabbed in the stomach, and the pastor was beaten over
the head with a wooden plank." Did you miss this one as well?
You are really not doing your homework, are you?
Surely even you couldn't forget this
ghastly story? "Extreme violence and persecution against
Christians in Indonesia has taken a new dramatic turn at the weekend
as three Christian school girls were barbarically beheaded by masked
attackers. The shocking news has stunned the region, and is the
latest in a long line of religious attacks in the country."
And
this? "A surge in anti-Christian violence in the satellite
cities that ring Jakarta, almost always unpunished, has exposed
alarming new fissures in Indonesian society. It has also raised
concerns about the commitment of the police and the government to
the country's founding principle of religious freedom." You are
keen enough to
creep round the church in the UK, hoping it will run
social services on the cheap, but you then forget to pack your piety
when going abroad to drum up business. Your true god is Mammon, you
despicable hypocrite.
- "This is the time when, as Christians, we
remember the life, sacrifice and living legacy of Christ. The New
Testament tells us so much about the character of Jesus; a man of
incomparable compassion, generosity, grace, humility and love. These
are the values that Jesus embraced, and I believe these are values
people of any faith, or no faith, can also share in, and admire."
Easter
speech by David William Donald Cameron, Prime Minister of the
United Kingdom, First Lord of the Treasury, Minister for the Civil
Service, Leader of the Conservative Party and Member of Parliament
for Witney. Oh, and Despicable Hypocrite.
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Feathered Infiltrator? - What is it about Muslim paranoia and our feathered friends? The BBC tells us "A migratory bird has caused alarm in a village in south-eastern Turkey after locals mistook it for an Israeli spy. Villagers' suspicions were aroused when the bird, a common European bee-eater, was found dead in a field with a metal ring around its leg stamped "Israel". They called the police after deciding its nostrils were unusually large and may have carried a microchip fitted by Israeli intelligence for spying." Ah, the dreaded Zionist nostril ploy! This says nothing about Israeli spying but speaks volumes about the intelligence of the peasants of south-eastern Turkey. The Israeli spy bird silliness is fast becoming a tradition among the factually challenged - see below.
From 2011 - Saudis Get The Bird - the best headline so far in a year that has hardly begun has to be "Saudi Arabia captures Israeli 'spy vulture'" Yes, it seems those Zionist monsters in Mossad are training avian spies. Surely the Saudis are not really this half-witted? Let's see "The large bird, which was carrying a GPS transmitter and a tag bearing the identification code R65 from Tel Aviv University, strayed into rural Saudi Arabian territory at some point last week, according to a report in the Israeli daily Ma'ariv. Residents and local reporters told Saudi Arabia's Al-Weeam newspaper that the matter seemed to be linked to a "Zionist plot" and swiftly alerted security services. The bird has since been placed under arrest." Oh, yes they are. What was the bird spying on, sand? At least the Saudis can claim their spy bird is a carnivore with a nasty great beak. The Iranians, back in October 2008, crapped themselves over a couple of pigeons - see below.
From 2008 - Stop That Pigeon! - this time it's not Dick Dastardly and Muttley but the Iranian security forces who want to get the bird. A piece in the Telegraph informs us of an intelligence breakthrough, "Iranian security forces have arrested two suspected 'spy pigeons'.." Apparently one pigeon was caught near a no doubt top secret "...rose water production plant in the city of Kashan in Isfahan province." The Iranian press report says "...some metal rings and "invisible" strings were attached to the bird, suggesting that it might have been somehow communicating what it had seen with the equipment it was carrying." (There is no mention of a little leather flying helmet and goggles.) A second bird, similarly equipped for espionage, was already in custody, "Early this month, a black pigeon was caught bearing a blue-coated metal ring, with invisible strings." This one wasn't after Iran's rose water manufacturing secrets for it was caught near the Natanz nuclear facility. Whether these are evil Zionist pigeons has not been vouchsafed us. What punishment the avian snoops will suffer has not been announced either but public hanging from a crane, a popular Iranian entertainment, is unlikely to be practical. 80 will pass over without comment the suggestion in the Telegraph that the pigeons may have been plotting a coo.
(Courtesy Jesus and Mo)
Putting Things Into Perspective - now and again one needs to step back and look at the big picture rather than concentrate on the deeds and misdeeds of the teeming hordes that infest poor old planet Earth. In this case the step is a giant one, a hundred million light years, courtesy of Astronomy Picture Of The Day.
Two Stories - the Washington Post covers a story on the “Nakba,” or catastrophe. "Palestinians on Tuesday marked their mass displacement that followed Israel’s creation with a blend of sadness and hope, stopping in their tracks for a mournful siren but also flashing victory signs and carrying banners proclaiming their right of return. Hundreds of thousands of Palestinians fled or were forced from their villages during the war that established the Jewish state in 1948, an event they commemorate every year as their “Nakba,” or catastrophe". There were other refugees in the area at that time, unmentioned by the Post, that attract nowhere near as much attention - Jews.
Many people when they think of Israel think of a cuckoo state imposed upon an Arab land by dispossessing the native "Palestinians". That this is so widely believed is a tribute to the way the story has been manipulated over the years. But there us another side of the story, one which reached 80 by a most unusual route. The political editor of al-Quds, the Arabic newspaper, quotes the Israeli Foreign Ministry, saying that "...nearly half of the citizens of Israel today, including their descendants, are coming from Arab countries," claiming that "between 1948 and 1951, were expelled about 850,000 Jews, or forced to leave Arab countries, what made them refugees , and between the late forties and 1967 was the displacement of the overwhelming majority of Jews from Arab countries where they were born."
Thanks to Google Translate this article can be shared with those who, like 80, cannot read Arabic. It reveals a far more balanced view of what happened to Jews living in Arab states following the foundation of Israel, a view apparently undisputed by al-Quds. "...the Political Committee of the League of Arab States [met] to develop a series of recommendations to all Arab and Islamic countries on how to take action against the Jews in their countries. Among those recommendations, was withdrawn citizenship of the Jews, what made them citizens in the State of Israel only, which was newly founded. was the confiscation of their property and freeze their money in banks and the nationalization of property to them millions of dollars. also prevented Jews worked in the ministries, and imposed severe restrictions on their employment in government departments in general, so many lost their source of livelihood."
Surprisingly, the number of Jews expelled from Arab/Muslim countries far exceeded the number of "Palestinians" expelled from the new state of Israel. As the article makes plain, these facts affect any discussion of compensation or "right to return". 80 is no closet Zionist - it's ridiculous that it even has to be said - but there is a great need for a more accurate view of the history of Israel and its neighbors. (The quoted report by the Israeli Foreign Ministry is here)
Those Jewish refugees became a part of Israel. Things were very different for the Palestinians, as the Post reminds us, "Today, surviving refugees and their descendants number several million who are scattered across the globe, many still living in squalid camps in the West Bank, Gaza Strip and surrounding Arab countries." Why the squalid camps after all this time? None of the surrounding countries want the refugees, that's why - assimilation would remove a running sore which keeps tensions in the area on the boil. The Israeli bogeyman is a good distraction for the region's autocratic governments. Israel does its own bit here with the idiocy of the illegal settlements. (In fact a case can be made that Jordan is Palestine). Not that everything is squalid camps - see the Gaza Mall, and the Faisal Equestrian Club, frequented by the affluent. Another attraction, the Crazy Water Park, was denied to the people by its destruction, not by Israel, but by killjoy terrorist group Hamas. All Palestinians are not equal, there are those in the camps and there are those who have money. This area is full of inequality and unfairness but not all of it fits neatly into the Israel bad, Palestinian good narrative. Not that many people like this when it is pointed out. (Also see Spare a thought for the other ‘nakba’)
Evidence Lacking - a report on recent research asks Is rationality the enemy of religion? In 80's view this is something of a no-brainer - but then 80 hasn't carried out any paid research. Two psychologists from the University of British Columbia, Gervais and Norenzayan, have published a study which "...offers evidence that when people engage in analytical thinking, they are less likely to express strong religious beliefs. In other words, the more you’re inclined to think a problem through rather than to rely on gut instinct, the less likely you are to capitulate to belief in supernatural agencies." The main flaw here seems to be, how do you define religious belief? The spectrum runs from vague feelings of spirituality to hardline fundamentalism, the adherents of which claim to know for certain what god wants (usually the same thing as they do) and act accordingly - much to the inconvenience and sometimes death of those who don't share their faith. It is evident that everybody brings their own preconceptions to a discussion of this kind including Philip Ball, the author of the piece, who seems to think of atheism as an extremist position. Quite how unbelief is extreme he doesn't enlighten us.
80 doesn't believe in anything supernatural be it god, horoscopes or pixies on the basis there is not one shred of credible evidence for any of it. Yes, evidence for a deity could turn up one day but that possibility is so remote that it is a waste of time thinking about it. Ball feels the study treated religion as only of the simplistic "God, angels and devils" kind and ignored the "rich tradition of religious thought" of Western intellectuals. Two things, the majority of believers in the world are in the literal "God,angels and devils" camp with saviors and miracles and the like but the more refined intellectual believers when pinned down, (not always easy to do) are more often deists than anything. The same response applies to both sets in 80's view - no god, no point. The popular supernaturalist is easily dismissed on the grounds of lack of evidence and the refined deist also, as his/her god does not manifest itself in the physical world.
One point of view that seems more and more attractive as one ages is that elucidated by Slartibartfast "Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say "Hang the sense of it" and just keep yourself occupied."
Hush, Hush Whisper Who Dares? - "It wasn't their race which defined them, it was their treatment of women." - Nazir Afzal, chief crown prosecutor for the North West, on the Rochdale child rape gang, quoted in the Guardian. Treating women as though they have no human rights? That sounds familiar. In the Telegraph Brendan O'Neill actually dares to mention the elephant in the room "For a variety of reasons – mainly because the attitudes and behaviour of white working-class women are so profoundly at odds with the outlook of conservative Muslim communities – there is a tendency among many Muslims to look upon such women as inferior, as “sluts”. In another Telegraph piece we are told "Martin Narey, former chief executive of children's charity Barnardo's, said there was "troubling evidence" that Asians were "overwhelmingly represented" in prosecutions for street grooming and trafficking of girls in towns such as Derby, Leeds, Blackpool, Blackburn, Oldham and Rochdale."
In investigating why this is so all avenues should be explored, never mind political correctness or "social cohesion". That, as has been noted, young white girls are more likely to be out on the streets at night than "strictly-parented" girls of Asian descent is a red herring. It tries to shift some of the blame to the girls using the old "she was asking for it" excuse. This is totally unacceptable but is all one with a culture that blames women if they are raped and often punishes them for their "crime". A culture that considers women of less worth than men may be a contributory factor. If, as we have been told repeatedly over the last few days, it is not race that is the problem then how about religion?
Update - the Guardian tells us "Far-right groups are exploiting the conviction of nine men who were part of a gang that groomed girls for sex to create a "climate of hate" against Muslims, community leaders have warned." Asking pertinent questions about the role of Islam in the gang's behavior does not automatically mean you are a far-right fanatic no matter how much the Guardian plugs the idea. Yet again the undefined nonsense word Islamophobia is deployed to shut down debate.
Update - In a news story concerning further arrests in the Rochdale area of suspected pedophiles is a reference to the judge in the case of the nine men already convicted, Gerald Clifton, who "...suggested they had targeted their victims because they were 'not of your community or religion'." What community and religion is he tactfully not identifying by name? Tact will not help in investigating these disgusting crimes.
Update - "Trevor Phillips, chairman of the Equality and Human Rights Commission, said the fact that the gang of nine men convicted of abusing girls as young as 13 were Asian and their victims white must not be ignored. He said it would be a “national scandal” if the authorities had failed to intervene to protect the children because of fears that it would lead to the "demonisation" of the Muslim community." Trevor Phillips talking sense for once.
(courtesy Jesus & Mo)
Olympian Solutions - in austerity Britain where the rich boys in government tell everyone "We are all in this together" the hugely expensive Olympic games are little short of obscene. Now we learn "Religious symbols have been banned from a "faith" badge designed for chaplains at the London Games in case they cause offence." This richly illustrates how divisive religion is, with pretty much all faiths claiming sole access to the truth, whatever that is. This wasteful jamboree is supposed to be about sport, so why have chaplains at all? It's not a bloody ecumenical conference so what's wrong with secular stewards? As it is the committee to design the badge ran into a minefield "...plans for a design featuring symbols of each of the nine faiths represented on the committee were rejected — because not all religious believers would feel "comfortable" wearing symbols of other faiths."
With the religion of rage and blame leading the complaints, no doubt. Islam has trouble with other faiths - not so much over doctrine, but over their very existence. The Rev Canon Duncan Green said "We discussed lots of ideas — it is always difficult to get a symbol that is comfortable with (sic) everyone. We wanted something that people of all faiths could wear and feel comfortable with and that showed the world faiths coming together. If we want something that appeals to all faiths it has to be neutral." In other words it was better to drop the religious bit and be, ahem, secular.
The whole Olympic hoo-hah has become a quadrennial pain in the butt and far removed from the simple sports competition it was meant to be. It's unedifying to watch the unseemly scramble between countries competing to piss away mountains of money every 4 years. Why not have a permanent sports complex as near to Olympia in Greece as the archaeologists would allow? It would be cheaper, as all participating nations would contribute to its construction, and the event would give a shot in the arm to the Greek services industry. And all the stewards would have a badge bearing the image of an athlete - far more appropriate to the proceedings than the clutter of crescents, stars, crosses and other assorted crud.
No Resemblance - the Telegraph reports "al-Qaeda has rejected the claim by Norwegian mass killer Anders Behring Breivik that he was following a model set by the Islamic terror network, claiming the difference between the two groups "is like day and night"." Or like murdering fascist scum and murdering Islamofascist scum?
Holy Crap - We learn "The pope has donated $250,000 to the Personal Ordinariate, the body set up by the Vatican for disaffected Anglicans, which may be used for buying property and paying stipends." Golly, that's nearly the price of a pair of tiny, handmade, ruby slippers - this bigot-rustling is pricey. Furthermore, "The Vatican's nuncio to the UK, archbishop Antonio Mennini, said: "The Holy Father's gift of $250,000 is a clear sign of his personal commitment to the work of Christian unity...." Unity? This is obviously a Vatican-style use of the word, meaning everyone else has to become a Roman Catholic.
Meanwhile, in Ireland we are told "The Catholic primate of all-Ireland has said that he will not resign as Church leader despite revelations in the BBC's This World programme. It found Cardinal Sean Brady had names and addresses of those being abused by paedophile priest Brendan Smyth. However, he did not pass on those details to police or parents." Surely withholding information concerning the rape of children is an indictable offence? This arrogant creep preaches on morality yet he failed to act when he could have gone to the police and saved these poor kids from further abuse.
Now he won't resign - Brady, a whited sepulchre if ever there was one, is beneath contempt. Ratzinger should sack him - but don't hold your breath. My, those defecting Anglicans must feel so proud joining such an organization. (For those who can watch BBC iPlayer here is the documentary The Shame of the Catholic Church referred to above. If you are outside the UK see here.) Update - "The embattled Irish Catholic primate, Seán Brady, has faced further calls for his resignation from Ireland's foreign minister and the editor of the influential Irish Catholic newspaper over a child abuse row." says the Guardian. Update - the BBC tells us "Cardinal Sean Brady has said he wants to personally apologise to a man who was abused as a 14-year-old boy by paedophile priest Brendan Smyth." Bit bloody late for that. Just resign.
The Data So Far
(courtesy of xkcd)
Fun Fact - Symantec reports via PC World "Religious and ideological websites can carry three times more malware threats than pornography sites..." . What do they mean religious and ideological websites? They're the same damn' thing. Anyway, Symantec found "...that the average number of security threats on religious sites was around 115, while adult sites only carried around 25 threats per site--a particularly notable discrepancy considering that there are vastly more pornographic sites than religious ones." So next time you're hanging out at Hot Christian Singles, for example, be careful, OK?
Read Of The Week - comes courtesy of New Scientist. Guerilla enlightenment: Defending science online is an opinion piece by Nicoli Nattrass sub-headed Pro-reason bloggers are doing a better job than scientists at challenging alternative medicine. Long may it continue. A good example of such is the excellent Respectful Insolence. This is what happens when people fall for quackery - 200 cases of measles on Merseyside, UK.
"It is also a serious illness that can lead to serious complications. On rare occasions, people die from measles. It should not be treated lightly, but it is an avoidable illness and we strongly advise parents to ensure that their children are vaccinated." Dr Roberto Vivancos, a Health Protection Agency consultant talking to the BBC.
(courtesy SMBC Comics)
The Wilful Ignorance - that is Creationism is not, as many people think, solely a rejection of evolution by means of natural selection, it is a rejection of all the knowledge gained by use of the scientific method. You cannot cherrypick - if you believe the Earth is only 6000 years old then you are rejecting the well-evidenced findings of modern physics. We know the age from radiometric dating and it is consistent with that of the Moon. To reject these findings you are effectively rejecting the phenomenon of radioactivity. Once you start pulling at the threads of physics then you are in trouble as you will have no consistent story of how the Universe works, beyond the moronic assertion "God did it". This is not an answer of any kind but meaningless babble. When you introduce such a magical being that is capable of absolutely everything, including salting strata with fossils, you reach the point where your assertions are not falsifiable, they cannot be tested. (That such a powerful being is able to do absolutely anything at all does lead into some logical dead-ends. Could God create something that is so massive he is unable to lift it?)
So, basically Creationism is a grand case of throwing the baby out with the bathwater. Physics underpins science - for example chemical reactions are brought by the interplay of electrons - drop the knowledge of atomic structure and you lose an explanation, an explanation that has passed every test. Creationists' view of science appears to be that it is large body of unalterable facts maintained by a scientific priesthood. In other words they have no idea of the scientific method itself. They think of science, when they think of it at all, as another religion, with a rigid structure that claims to be the absolute truth. That all scientific hypotheses and theories are, to a greater of lesser degree, tentative and dependent upon the results of experiment passes them by. Far from being the arrogant exercise Creationists believe it to be, the scientific method is a system of humble inquiry. Einstein expressed this well when he said "One thing I have learned in a long life: that all our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike--and yet it is the most precious thing we have." Compare that to a bible-bashing preacher claiming to know with absolute certainty what God wants from his creatures - which funnily enough is exactly what the cleric wants too.
If scientists come up with results from experiments these only become acceptable after said results are replicated by other scientists. If an experiment exactly duplicates the original it doesn't matter where it is done, whether it be Mecca, Mosul or Malabar. There is no Islamic science, no Christian or Hindu science, there is only science. Religion cannot meet these standards. To quote T H Huxley “The great tragedy of Science: the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact”. Faiths based upon revelation claim theirs is the only true religion and it is considered blasphemous to even think of questioning or testing God's fiats by experiment. In fact in some religions (hello, Islam) such questioning can get you killed. Religions, despite ecumenical conferences, are inherently divisive. At an international science conference there are fierce disagreements over the interpretation of experimental outcomes but there is universal agreement about the basic scientific method. The world is facing multiple crises, nearly all triggered by overpopulation, and science (with its handmaiden, technology) is the only way to address them with any hope of even marginal success. It is deeply worrying that in such troubled times a large portion of the American populace are turning their backs on science. Unless this can be turned around the 21st century will belong to China.
Oxymoron Of The Week - comes courtesy of a headline from Voice of America - Egyptian Presidential Hopeful Promises Islamic, Inclusive Future. Islam is incapable of tolerance of other faiths or even other flavors of Islam. The religion of rage and blame doesn't do inclusive, despite the self-serving bullshit of fools like David Cameron - see Despicable Dave.
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In fact the government's proposed House of Lords reform would actually give them greater influence. The so-called Lords Spiritual would go from 3% of appointed peers, to anything between 12% and 17% of appointed peers, depending on the eventual size of a reformed chamber. This is a complete nonsense. The bishops are an unwanted anachronism - a fine example of which is the obviously unhinged, persecution-obsessed ex-archbishop, Lord Carey. (Also see Episcopal Taxidermy)
(courtesy of Jesus and Mo)
Blinded By By The Light - any typos in this paragraph are there because 80 has tears in his eyes from helpless laughter. Two British icons, Rupert the Bear and University Challenge are given a hilarious makeover by Crispian Jago at the Science, Reason and Critical Thinking blog. Rupert and the God Delusion, in which our favorite bear takes on theology and University Challenge: Science v Religion with Mohammed, Jesus, Krishna and David opposing Turing, Curie, Einstein and Darwin are absolute gems, two of many on Jago's site. Humor is a powerful weapon in the war against irrationality and Jago deploys it to devastating effect. Other entries include How To Make Your Very Own Chupacabra and Explain Love You Atheist Bastard. Particularly outstanding is the Periodic Table of Irrational Nonsense (hover your cursor over each element to see the explanation). In case you hadn't already guessed, Jago's blog is highly recommended and now has a permanent link in the sidebar.
Muticulturalism - no, that is not a typo. There is a certain type of condescension that results in the mutilation of thousands of young girls in the UK. This is the foul and disgusting side of so-called multiculturalism, whereby barbaric and cruel practices that should result in prosecution are either condoned or ignored. These include forced marriage, so-called honor crimes and Female Genital Mutilation. Implicit is the idea that these practices are part of a group's "culture" and any interference is frowned upon. The law in the UK should apply to all its inhabitants with no cultural or religious free passes allowed - but it doesn't.
A report by the paywalled Sunday Times, referred to in the Guardian, tells us "As many as 100,000 women in Britain have undergone female genital mutilations (FGM) with medics in the UK offering to carry out the illegal procedure on girls as young as 10..." If reading that sentence doesn't enrage you then you are part of the problem. "Investigators from the Sunday Times said they had secretly filmed a doctor, dentist and alternative medicine practitioner who were allegedly willing to perform FGM or arrange for the operation to be carried out. The doctor and dentist deny any wrongdoing." These child-mutilating bastards are plying their filthy trade despite the fact that it is illegal, but then a law that is not enforced is no law at all.
"The practice, which involves the surgical removal of external genitalia and in some cases the stitching of the vaginal opening, is illegal in Britain and carries up to a 14-year prison sentence. It is also against the law to arrange FGM." The report goes on to say that across all the police forces in England and Wales no one, that's right, no one has ever been convicted of the offence.
Multiculturalism has allowed a ghettoization to develop where no effort is made to assimilate and little girls are maimed. One suspects that two things are going on here, both part of the failure of multiculturalism. First is the condescending attitude that little brown girls should be treated differently from little white girls and secondly is the idea of "community cohesion" where the police fear enforcing the law because of a violent backlash. Female Genital Mutilation is largely but far from exclusively a Muslim practice, with all the complications that involves for policing.
Model Waris Dirie encapsulates the condescension implicit in misapplied multiculturalism "If a white girl is abused, the police come break down the door. If a black girl is mutilated, nobody takes care of her. This is what I call racism." There should be a complete ban on the term "female circumcision" which is inaccurate and downplays the seriousness of the offence. Imagine your sister or daughter held down screaming while someone takes a knife to her pudenda. Now apply the anger you feel to the perpetrators, the men and woman who mutilate young girls the world over. Never mind different religions, different cultures, some things are just WRONG. It is way past time the police took action against these child-maiming scum in the UK. For international efforts see Stop FGM Now. Waris Dirie's Desert Flower site is here.
Episcopal Taxidermy - we learn from the BBC "A committee of MPs and peers has decided that bishops should remain members of a reformed House of Lords." 80 agrees, with one stipulation. They should be stuffed and mounted in glass cases, the better to reflect their relevance in a modern, secular Britain.
Read Of The Week - the LA Times brings us a story that is a welcome counter to the anti-science idiocy embraced by the Republican Party candidates. "At Leo Politi Elementary, workers ripped out concrete and planted native flora. The plants attracted insects, which attracted birds, which attracted students, who, fascinated by the nature unfolding before them, learned so much that their science test scores rose sixfold." That this can be achieved in an inner-city school is heartening. "Three years ago, the school's standardized test scores in science for fifth-graders showed that 9% were proficient and none were advanced. Last spring, 53% of fifth-graders tested as proficient or advanced." There's a way to go but things are headed in the right direction. Now this project needs to be emulated across the country.
Here is the sort of thing educators are up against "New Hampshire state Republican Jerry Bergevin recently railed against science and the atheist eggheads who call themselves teachers: "I want the full portrait of evolution and the people who came up with the ideas to be presented. It's a world view and it's godless." Maybe the wilfully ignorant Bergevin wants the USA to become a scientific backwater in the 21st century - he's certainly going the right way about it..
Jesus Wept - well, apparently his feet did, but not, as one might expect, from the nail holes. At least he wept until a nasty old rationalist revealed the source of the "holy" water. Now said rationalist is being threatened with blasphemy charges. See The Freethinker for the story.
Barking
"Some of my best friends are Jews. Only joking!"
Pell Mel - Cardinal Pell, the Archbishop of Sydney, in debate with Richard Dawkins, inadvertently revealed the Church's attitude toward Jews when he said "I've got a great admiration for the Jews but we don't need to exaggerate their contribution in their early days....They weren't intellectually the equal of [the Egyptians or Persians] – intellectually, morally ... The poor – the little Jewish people, they were originally shepherds. They were stuck. They're still stuck between these great powers." Without the Jews, Pell's precious church wouldn't exist, something that perhaps slipped his mind - in fact there would be no Christianity or Islam. Mmm. If 80 had a time machine the first job would be to bump off Abraham - just think of the centuries of wars, cruelty, misogyny and homophobia that would be avoided. Of course this rather assumes Abe was historical - which seems highly unlikely. You can read Pell's unconvincing apology here. A video of the debate itself is on You Tube
Another person who has problems with Jews is the fundamentalist Catholic actor Mel Gibson. 80 was puzzled when a while back it was announced he would be directing a film about a Jewish hero, the decidedly historical Judas Maccabeus. It didn't fit in with Mad Mel's anti-Semitism at all. Now we learn the project has been shelved amid acrimony. Acrimony is a word often associated with Gibson. Screenwriter Joe Eszterhas has written an open letter to Gibson blaming him and his Jew hatred for the debacle. Eszterhas wrote: "You continually called Jews 'Hebes' and 'oven-dodgers' and 'Jewboys.' It seemed that most times when we discussed someone, you asked 'He's a Hebe, isn't he?'" The full letter can be found here. Gibson has responded fiercely (he does fierce very well) saying " ...the only reason he did not want to take part in Eszterhas' film was because he was "extraordinarily disappointed" with the script....In 25 years of script development I have never seen a more substandard first draft or a more significant waste of time," . For 80's look at the source of Gibson's torture-porn Jesus flick see Authentic Lethal Passion? from February 2004. Also see Not Sorry Enough about one of Gibson's sexist and anti-Semitic rants. Update - Joe Eszterhas tells Why I Released The Mel Gibson Rant.
Despicable Dave - David Cameron's burning desire for trade with Indonesia has overridden his principles. Oh no, 80 forgot, he doesn't have any. We learn "Prime Minister David Cameron says Indonesia shows that democracy and a modern economy doesn't compromise security and a person's ability to practice their religion." If he could remove the pound signs from his eyes for just a moment he would find that Indonesia, in common with every other majority Muslim country, practises religious discrimination. Islam is only in favor of free speech and human rights while it is in the minority - to be swiftly forgotten when the reins of power are grasped.
In 2010 this appeared in the Jakarta Post "A banner with a picture of a young, bespectacled Christian man is draped in front of the mosque, a fiery noose around his neck and the words: "This man deserves the death penalty!" Churches are shut down. And an Islamic youth militia prepares for its first day of training. Though the events all occur less than 5 miles (10 kilometers) from Indonesia's bustling capital, making headlines in local papers and dominating chats on social networking sites such as Facebook, they've spaked (sic) little public debate in the halls of power". Did you miss this, Dave?
How about this? "Christians in Bekasi, as in other parts of Indonesia, have been unable to secure a place of worship due to a permit system in the country that stacks the deck against non-Muslims. Lacking a building, they went to worship in a field, and that site has been attacked as well, with jihadists even punching female members of the congregation. It has been soiled with human feces, and worshipers there have been constantly harassed with shouts of "Infidel," and told they deserve to be stabbed to death. On this past Sunday, one worshiper was stabbed in the stomach, and the pastor was beaten over the head with a wooden plank." Did you miss this one as well? You are really not doing your homework, are you?
Surely even you couldn't forget this ghastly story? "Extreme violence and persecution against Christians in Indonesia has taken a new dramatic turn at the weekend as three Christian school girls were barbarically beheaded by masked attackers. The shocking news has stunned the region, and is the latest in a long line of religious attacks in the country."
And this? "A surge in anti-Christian violence in the satellite cities that ring Jakarta, almost always unpunished, has exposed alarming new fissures in Indonesian society. It has also raised concerns about the commitment of the police and the government to the country's founding principle of religious freedom." You are keen enough to creep round the church in the UK, hoping it will run social services on the cheap, but you then forget to pack your piety when going abroad to drum up business. Your true god is Mammon, you despicable hypocrite.